Now look here you lot; every year we graciously lend you Summer so we can have a bit of snow and frost, allow the vegetation to rot away and rest, that sort of thing. However, come April/May we want it back. We know it takes a while to arrive, so don't really expect much before June, but COME ON...
Just what do you think you are you playing at? It's bad enough that you lot regularly beat us at cricket and rugby, but now you're stealing our Summer. It's bad form.
Wimbledon starts in a couple of weeks - the strawberries aren't even ripe yet. Today I even saw a whole flock of starlings flying south (not entirely sure how far south, but it was in your direction...).
Enough is enough. You'll have to man up and pay the courier charges now - get it back here pronto ... OR ELSE...
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I am only just reading this and I have to say I am mightily offended... you guys have been flogging us at cricket and the Lions are making a meal out of our rugby team and to top it all off you have sent the grey drizzly rubbish our way... well you had until you wrote this and then the glorious sun arrived... serves you right for dissing us!!!!
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