I have this recurring dream, well nightmare really, that the
world has been hit by a zombie apocalypse. Few humans remain and those that do
live under the radar of the predatory flesh eaters.
In my dreams I am pursued by hordes of these repulsive creatures, shambling towards me like a never-ending tidal wave of rotten flesh. Vacant eyes stare as they are propelled by just a primeval instinct to feed.
And how they feed – ripping into limbs, gorging without
taste, smell, or indeed any other sensory pleasure. It’s pure savagery, like
the proverbial fox among the chickens.
As creatures from horror go, they lack and little need any
form of sophistication, intelligence or cunning. It’s all about the power of
the pack, a very large and greedy pack. There’s no thrill in the chase, no
sense of victory when you capture your quarry. It’s just mindless feeding for
seemingly no purpose, after all it’s never really explained why the zombie must
eat flesh. Will they all die when they run out of living creatures to provide
their three meals a day? Is it just an
unnecessary compulsion? What's the point of zombies anyway?
And then there’s the issue of them destroying what few
humans remain on the planet - that’s where I have a real issue. You see, I'm not
particularly concerned about being eaten by the vile creatures myself… it’s more that I
worry about what they’re doing to my food supply....
;)
Seriously, nobody ever thinks about how the poor vampires will manage during a zombie apocalypse do they?
[For the uninitiated, this devilishly handsome fellow above is the rather delicious Damon Salvatore. Mean n moody, but ever-so-sexy blood sucker from the Vampire Diaries. Obviously he shouldn't be confused with flesh-eating rotting Doris at the top of the page. She lurched her way out of my imagination and dragged herself onto the page dripping pus... nice....].
Vanessa, from A Fanciful Twist is having a Halloween Party. I like to pen a few words of fiction on these occasions. This is a little on the short side this year, but what it lacks in substance I hope it makes up for in drool-ability. And, if you have any zombie nightmares, here's hoping Damon Salvatore will be on hand to rescue you!